remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 3, 2020

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020

Remoted

when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man

“george got remoted today!!”
“holy shit that must’ve hurt”

by JamesCharlesCock September 23, 2020

Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 9, 2020