Something Smells like Remote Control Cars 

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.

"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."

Something Smells like Remote Control Cars by Babyface June 13, 2005

the remote control 

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

the remote control by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006

12 inch remote 

when daddy has a MASSIVE BEAR COCK c;

(things were getting pretty wild at Caillou's house) "OH YES DADDY!"

....12 inch remote

12 inch remote by 12 INCH REMOTE! February 2, 2017

stroke the remote 

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!

Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap

stroke the remote by nerfherder January 11, 2009

Black tv remote 

A black tv remote is a a mans dick instead of an actual black tv remote

Wheres you black tv remote

Black tv remote by Blackshadow1314 April 21, 2020

Satiellited remote hacking of the computer 

Satelited remote hacking of the computer is a new level of computer intrusion. It is a wireless air-born connection that attacks your computer physically, freezing it up, and overtaking your programs, folder and can
corrupt,damage and hijack your programs from a nearby remote location. EVEN IF YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT ON A LIVE INTERNET CONNECTION.

This is an explanation of "Satiellited remote hacking of the computer".You are on your Windows based PC at home, and are working on your word processor writing to your bank or credit card company.Your neighbor,who stole your mail & defrauded your credit cards, can remote into your home computer while you are on it,hijack a copy of the document you just typed, without coming to your door and or using the internet. It's a military grade software. In addition, there are other features where as a person with the remoted software, can assault you with an electric shock while you are sitting at table in a coffee shop, and they have brought their laptop computer to use there. An electrical shock airborne, can strike you & ZAP you electrically from the software in his computer.You do not have to be on the internet for this to occur. Only to have your computer turned on and or your body within the established range of the assault computer.

Satiellited remote hacking of the computer by Peaches From Park Forest, IL April 22, 2009

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

charter remote by Marty markbride May 20, 2019