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I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
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Rated R

An extremely intense makeout session, complete with aggressive kisses, heavy breathing, and tons of tongue-on-tongue action, all without taking clothes off.
Guy: Hey honey, how about we go in the car and have some Rated R before your parents come home?
Girl: hehehehehehe ok ;)
by PelvicUnicorns July 1, 2012
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highest rated comment

comments that have the highest number of thumb ups from youtube users. usually, these comments include saying something stupid/irrelevant about the number of 'dislikes' or justin bieber

most of the highest rated comments are also some of the most dumbest.
i'm fking tired of highest rated comments.
by wowspare September 16, 2010
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www.ratemypoo.com

A funny site where you, well rate people's poo
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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top rated

A method of filtering or sorting different objects or entities on a website, based on a user rating.

A quick way of getting to the good stuff, without trawling through the shite.
Haven't time to decide on one of the varied and plentiful categories on xhamster? Click "Top Rated" and smash one out in record time.
by simon79 June 15, 2014
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Don’t rate

Means someone or something don’t respect you
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rarted

It is the retarded version of retarded. A form of irony.
Man. You look rarted in those white pants. Go gather some jorts and improve your design.
by DoinkInAmish September 25, 2017
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