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Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.
This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!
by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011
mugGet the Beetle-Rashmug.

Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.
'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'
by Penis Butter August 11, 2006
mugGet the Cunt-rashmug.

shrimp rash

The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!
by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006
mugGet the shrimp rashmug.

Krundle Rash

A break out of serious blisters all across ones Krundle.
"I went to the doctor and he said I had a Krundle Rash."
by HanGr3nade1 September 6, 2009
mugGet the Krundle Rashmug.

Hand Rash

Noun- The after effects of chronically jacking off with your penis to the point where it peels! Baters...
Dude I gave myself such a bad "Hand Rash" after watching Back Door Sluts 9 for 3 hours last night!
by HandRashFealsGood May 29, 2010
mugGet the Hand Rashmug.

head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time
Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night
by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015
mugGet the head rashmug.

rubber rash

when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.
father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-
by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013
mugGet the rubber rashmug.

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