ranch thief

while the male is achieving he orgasm, after oral sex from a female, another female appears and punches the first female in the face in order to swallow the males remnants.

Chelsea was a ranch thief to Lisa.

by Egrafenberg June 17, 2009

Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.

by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

Ranch Dubois

Scheming French man that wears a monocle and a top hat and a twirly mustache stealing people coin purses and contemplating world domination

That’s man is a straight ranch Dubois

by Boosea1993 August 20, 2019

Ranch 99

To be used when a situation seems smelly, but you are sure it is indeed OK. Can be used in similar situations that the phrase "Catch 22" is used.

Two guys are at a flea market, and find a sweet bicycle, but its so nice, it looks almost stolen. A kid is selling it, and he offers it to them for 50 bucks, when it would normally cost $100.00+. Guy 1 turns to guy two, "Yo man, what do you think about this deal?" Guy two, answers reassuringly, knowing that this is a legit sale, "Ionno, its seems a bit sketch, but its prolly Ranch 99."

by BatskyStarman November 20, 2009

Ranch McPounder

When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.

I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!

by slimtim December 15, 2007

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

by angel face April 10, 2004