Out of pocket

to say something too far or someone that acts so goofy that no definition can express

girl: your dad is sooo hot!
me: stop that's disgusting.
girl: noo I would fuck the shit outta him!
me: never say that again, that was just out of pocket...

by Dessyyy October 28, 2019

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

spring pocket

It is a slang in Cantonese as: Anatomy the scrotum of a male.
Pronunce as: chun doi.
spring, usually for seasons, but in chinese (writing for cantonese and mandarin are the same in usage) it also refers to sex related things.

I will barbecue your spring pocket if you dare to interrupt my sex activities.

by XXXC November 13, 2007

Pussy-pocket

A vagina used as a storage place for money, drugs, small children, weapons, snacks. Usually has a thick coating of thotsauce most females who use it have characteristics of a Cassie-Boo

Nasty hoe put $300 in her pussy-pocket when she went to sleep so her crackhead momma wouldn't find it. When she woke up it was gone!

by Cassiespussy July 21, 2016

hamburger in the back pocket

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.

She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

by dontbesilly72 December 25, 2009

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018

Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.

Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010