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Petchk

Of very poor quality, highly inferior; Contemptible, despicable.
Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable. Incompetent; inept.
Trivial; insignificant.
Sean's old Jetta is petchk.

You are petchk.
by Sean JVW April 11, 2008
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Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.
Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014
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Stoul Patch

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"
Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.
by badgrammir July 26, 2012
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The Pitcher Plant

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.
“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”
by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020
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Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007
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Pitchaw

noun. Pronunciation: pit-chaw

1. An onomatopoeia, likened to a war cry, used to exhibit success, dominance, or nonchalance over past, present, or future situations or scenarios.

2. An exclamatory phrase utilized to comically indicate pleasure or aloofness.

3. An utterance/bark designed to rally and substantiate the morales of individuals.
1. I didn't study for today's exam and I still managed to ace it, Pitchaw!

2. I didn't study for today's exam and I failed it, Pitchaw!

3. Pitchaw! Let's rock and roll!

4. That girl turned me down. Pitchaw! Onwards!
by ontaketake July 8, 2009
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Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"
by cnutard December 20, 2008
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