Petchk 

Of very poor quality, highly inferior; Contemptible, despicable.
Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable. Incompetent; inept.
Trivial; insignificant.

Sean's old Jetta is petchk.

You are petchk.

Petchk by Sean JVW April 11, 2008

Petchild

A pet treated as a human child.

Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!

Petchild by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

petchbus 

A really clueless dolt. A dummy. Someone who is outside the circle of a joke. See "moran".

These petchbuses think the memes are real.

petchbus by RHertz April 27, 2014

Petch Eye 

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

Petch Eye by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014

peachkick

A light kick executed by flicking the foot at the target using the ankle. A peachkick is administered with the intent of admonishing another, moving small objects, or as a funny threat. A peachkick should not inflict injury.

Knock it off before I peachkick you!
or
Just give it a little peachkick to get it going.

peachkick by EBerg January 25, 2009

Petched 

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

Petched by shwosty June 9, 2020

Petchow 

A trademark for a brand of rat poison. It's so strong, it'll instantly kill any animal bigger than any rat you'll ever see.

Yikes! It's a rat! Get the Petchow! PRONTO!

Petchow by Hank Petchow November 29, 2003