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Puppet Job 

A hand job with a sock on your hand.
That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.
Puppet Job by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016

puppet’s head

Noun. A basketball that gets lodged between the backboard and rim.
“Dad, where’s the ladder? The basketball is stuck. Jeff just took a terrible shot and now it’s a puppet’s head.”
puppet’s head by BigBlue92 November 16, 2017

Puppet master 

Two girls scissoring while wearing anal hooks with ropes being pulled on by a third person.
I was being the puppet master to those two girls.
Puppet master by Batdog444 November 26, 2018

puppet theory 

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.
Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.
puppet theory by michaela45 February 24, 2019

Puppet Show 

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.
I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.
Puppet Show by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019

Puppet master 

The one who gets behind the puppet at the show.
He/she (the puppet master) was looking for somebody to get behind.
Puppet master by Solid Mantis August 22, 2020