finger-printy

That effect that happens when you touch a high sheen surface, most noticable on things like touch screen phones and tv's. Some people don't mind it, others can't stand it

1: Hey man why'd you keep cleaning your phone?
2: I don't want it getting all finger-printy
1: *rolls eyes*

by 19:16 December 27, 2009

Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.

*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.

by lilwangsta July 9, 2011

sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.

"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.

by GaryMort October 20, 2013

Spore Print

When you lay in bed without any underwear on after not wiping your ass for a while.

Hey bro check my fresh spore print out!

by Scarparzone November 2, 2022

Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

by Ixra February 14, 2013