British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
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She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...
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Get the cuddle puddle mug.Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
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Get the puddlefucked mug.A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.
The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.
Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.
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The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.
Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.
The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle
Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.
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