protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 October 11, 2008

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

Proteus

A Malicious Internet Troll.

Websites around the world are being attacked by the "Proteus" troll.

by whodunnit December 28, 2005

protein shit

25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit

"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you

by Stephan bret williams September 7, 2007

protect ya neck

What you need to do when the Wu comes for that ass.

Wu-Tang Clan:Ya best protect ya neck!

Average nigga:Word

by Phish77 January 2, 2009