procrastination

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

by kelbel April 14, 2006

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

procrastination

Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

by Cassidy Peterson January 21, 2004

Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

by IBrock March 10, 2011

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now.

Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!

by still_procrastinating May 1, 2010

Procrastination Nation

A nation full of procrastination

"How is your class's progress?"
"Its procrastination Nation; Nothing has been done!'

by Queen Levine January 22, 2009