Champagne Problem

A trivial, middle-class grievance.

Gloria: "Jay bought this bicycle for me but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees"
Jay: "Champagne problems, eh?"

by Budr June 12, 2011

Probation

One of the only things that will keep a true stoner from getting high

Joe: Hey man you want to go smoke a joint?
Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.

by mirrorinthebathroom May 28, 2007

First World problems

First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.

"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems

by Sweetesthoney49 May 12, 2014

problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

probone

A sex positition where the receiver is lying face down and the other lying facing them on top.

I gave it to her soo good probone style.

by ProboneMaster June 6, 2020

problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.

Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005

probo

short for probation

I've been on probo for a while, doo.

I feel like Jamal dead 'cause nigga be on probo.

by sofuckingfly May 2, 2011