Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.

Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?

by Pritt May 18, 2013

Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.

Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.

by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011

Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

fag pretzel

1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.

Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!

by RichBee September 22, 2009

guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind

Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night

by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014

Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick

Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick

by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019

Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.

Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.

by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016