Man, did you see Jack the other day? He must've banked a poupard, cause he was looking beat and he was stanky!
by Phoenix X November 10, 2008
Get the Poupard mug.A cross between a Cougar and a Puma. Generally a woman in her mid-30's to early 40's who acts and dates younger than her own age. Has not had "enhancements" to her look so but is older than the younger Puma's clinging to their 20's.
Jennifer Aniston, girls behaving badly in Las Vegas (like Girls w'kend out), are examples of a "Pougar".
by Deacondawg February 9, 2009
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Get the Poutain mug.a triangular shaped head with a partial brown hair type covering, usually attached to the top of a short fleshy tower.
Poofaces are indigenous to Kitchens and Dairy Queens. Because of their small stature, poofaces can hide in rooms easily. Unlike House Hippos, Poofaces have a more skeletal appearance.
Poofaces are indigenous to Kitchens and Dairy Queens. Because of their small stature, poofaces can hide in rooms easily. Unlike House Hippos, Poofaces have a more skeletal appearance.
by miteaswellfukitol June 29, 2010
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Fuuck man I'm hella poofin...
Did you poof last night?
You dropped the poofa you fucking idiot!
Fuuck man I'm hella poofin...
Did you poof last night?
You dropped the poofa you fucking idiot!
by Brooke P. April 26, 2005
Get the poofa mug.Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.
Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.
Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.
(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.
Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.
(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.
by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017
Get the Popfarts mug.A person, typically a marijuana grower, who is very generous with their stash and can be counted on to provide dank bud for a session and even leave buds for their friends upon departure.
Hey man, Mike the potfairy is coming down from the hills, you know we'll be smoked out on some chronic herb, he usually even leaves a bud for later too.
by humboldt hero April 21, 2011
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