by Shortback & Swede March 25, 2019
Get the Povo Porridgemug. When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
by Dickmax March 29, 2011
Get the Porridge Pot Surprisemug. by Dilicious October 27, 2009
Get the Baby Bear's Porridgemug. by porridgefan December 14, 2010
Get the porridge eatermug. Porridge Pounder is a dark oatmeal stout created by Black Iron brewery for those darring enough to drink this bitter beer.
by Black Iron Brewery March 4, 2010
Get the Porridge Poundermug. The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.
Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.
by krackerjack53 March 6, 2010
Get the get some porridgemug. by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Porridgemug.