Anal Porridge 

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

Anal Porridge by Swampyman May 19, 2019

Columbian Porridge 

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal

I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge

Columbian Porridge by Clarrrrky December 7, 2019

Oregon Porridge 

An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.

"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."

"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"

"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."

Oregon Porridge by bd150 July 22, 2021

Toowoomba porridge 

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

Toowoomba porridge by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

stirring dirty porridge 

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

stirring dirty porridge by imthesean August 8, 2009

pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

pump action porridge gun by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

Piney Porridge 

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!

Piney Porridge by PennyPicker April 21, 2008