Poontang 

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

Poontang by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

Poontang 

Another word for vagina. Used by people who are clearly virgins.

Matthew: Yeah, I saw her poontang!
Kaitlyn: You're clearly a virgin, Matthew.

Poontang by jesus of suburbia December 23, 2014

Poontang 

A fictional townsite or village in Vietnam, especially during the Vietnam War.

I was stationed just South of Poon-Tang.

Poontang by lazarus51 August 30, 2003

Poontangle 

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

Poontangle by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

pootang by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

poontango 

After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.

lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t

poontango by Infadibulum January 19, 2009

Poontang 

Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?"
Man: "How about a piece of pie?"
Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?"
Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie!"
<Woman slaps man>

Poontang by catwhiskey April 18, 2006