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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
Related Words
pookie Pook Pooka pookies pooker pookiebear pooking pookle pookey [pookins]

Pookie n nem 

"Pookie n nem" are the proverbial ominous "hood" characters and or family member that every person with a connection to the ghetto knows. They can be called at will to "whoop" and or "bust a cap in" yo ass...

Can also be used to refer to any random people you know in the ghetto...

"I need you get grab Cousin Pookie to vote. I need you to get Ray-Ray to vote." - Obama
M: Oh, that is such a ghetto thing to do!
R: Oh fo real? Let's see how ghetto it get's when I call cousin pookie an ray ray n nem to bust a cap in yo ass!

D: Where you at?
L:I'm up the street from from "Pookie n nem"

My pookie grace<3 

My favorite person in the world! I love pookie so much and she makes me smile they are my favorite person and im happy to be married to herπŸ‘© ❀️ πŸ’‹ πŸ‘©πŸ‘© ❀️ πŸ’‹ πŸ‘©πŸ‘© ❀️ πŸ’‹ πŸ‘©β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
i love my pookie grace<3

Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.
Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"
Michael Jeccon
pookle is low-key bussin
pookle by Summie Wummie May 16, 2021

Pookie blooper 

When a woman farts and the fart bubble rolls forward up and out of here vagina.
Dont tell John but I just farted and it totally turned into a Pookie blooper.
Pookie blooper by Tig Nuts January 5, 2020