screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

by Crussty3D December 20, 2021

Pooch Suit

The Pooch Suit aka "Sun Dress", is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. Over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. When woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as "inpregneto" for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.

Me: " Dude, I woke up next to big Bertha this morning"

Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"

Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".

by Big C Daddy1 June 21, 2009

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008