pity-seeker

someone who complains all the time about something super small and tries to make it seem like it only happens to them

Sally: this boy I was talking to for a couple days played me and is known for cheating on people played me :((((( of course this would happen to me sksvdkand
John: yup, she’s definitely a pity-seeker

by urannoying June 21, 2019

What a pity!

It's an expression used when someone wants to demonstrate a deep sadness.

Ex: Karen's cat was run over and his leg broke.
What a pity!

by CamiSC November 10, 2017

pity sticks

Crutches, used by one who has sustained minor injury and lacks stoicism. Making every attempt to garner sympathy and attention.

This clown be getting around on pity sticks for four weeks now. Anybody would think the muthafucka gonna be getting his leg amputated, the way he goes on about it.

by Keepinitreal888 September 1, 2016

pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse

Stop fighting this is not a pity contest

by Kkkkolavomb August 12, 2016

Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

by Borderworlds December 1, 2020

Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

pity pash

A pash,given to someone out of pity. Reasons for a pity pash include feeling sorry for someone because you did not pash them in the past or that they have not been pashed in a while.

Girl 1: Remember when that guy was in love with you and you always ignored him?
Girl 2: Yeah, I feel bad about that now. If I ever see him again ill probs give him a pity pash

by alcynic August 5, 2013