A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.
After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!
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A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.
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Get the feed the porcelain pelican mug.An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.
I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.
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"When I was in high school, there was only one major development. It was Kingsbridge, and it was one third the size it is now."
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