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Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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hot Picasso

A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)

(up to interpretation)
I gave her a hot Picasso.
by Uncle.Tito.Time January 30, 2018
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Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
by Picassopoo April 20, 2020
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Picassoism

The act of drawing pepperoni very carefully.
I have Picassoism
by DANKBRUH420 February 18, 2020
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Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush
“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”
by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020
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Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.
Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.
by wet poncho villa June 15, 2021
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Picasso's Infected Spawn

"Hell" on earth. Slithers through life "filandering" middle aged men "greyer" one who has some "L00t L00t". These females are often mistaken as vermin and although they seem nice at first glance, they really are the most fowl of all life forms that have ever been shaped on this glorious planet. The Persona is a stable hardworking "single" mother who is going through a rough break up with her "addict" "abusive" "controlling" bf.
This creature if you will even call it that after the "malicious" and "Rancid" Plotted out pranks and stunts she pulls usually ends up with her "garments" on the floor or left whoever she decided to drop them. She pretends she isn't usually like this while being very convincing she should get a "Juno" hence "preg" all the time to "lactate" and "manipulate" her way through any mans hard worked for "reputation" and "CLOUT"... She usually likes to play "mom" sometimes for the camera, but in fact she is nothing but a "blackhat" "blackhearted" "malevolent" "Shinook" that carries "clap".

"spam" in your inbox, she will try and coordinate other long planned malacious attacks against you and your reputation, social following/family. Then she may try and incriminate you with false crimes that start small. Over time you end up developing a record and often find yourself "isolated" sometimes having to be incarcerated or "medicated" "Her claws" leave only "lateral" muscle fibers. The fake "nails" are an indicator of her "authenticity"
A "hack" = "Neo" "PRIDE"
Picasso's Infected Spawn- A.k.A- PIS is an acronym for a female who is such a fucking chicken shit to at least look that person she "loved" oh so much in the face and tell them why. Why things happened the way they did and "why" did you do that to le"uno"....
by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022
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