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Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.
Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell.

Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF
by Mia February 19, 2005
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Cell Phone Whore

Someone who incessantly calls people, checks their phone for messages, and can't carry on any activity without simultaneously text-messaging.
Right in the middle of our engrossing political conversation, my friend Rachel the cell phone whore got up to text message someone.
by Kristina Potato December 18, 2006
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Phoned it in

(verb) to have completed an action, especially giving a performance, while showing a minimum of effort.

Generally used to refer to performances that border on unprofessional. The intended audience would have been similarly disappointed if the person had delivered the performance by speakerphone, in order to spend more time on leisurely pursuits.
"Her song and dance routine at the music awards was horrible! She looked out of shape, she forgot half the words... she basically just phoned it in."
by Agent337 January 3, 2009
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Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.
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phone tag

When you call someone, and they miss your call. Then they call back, and you miss their call.
Dammit, I tried to call Jennifer, but she was asleep. Then she called me back when I was in the shower! We've been playing phone tag all morning.
by j_praxis November 8, 2010
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Crack Phone

Another phone used by drug dealers, to avoid the phone tapping by the government on their primary cell phone.
Yo hit me up on my Crack Phone if you want that chronic!
by ryandoe11 April 21, 2011
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phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
by thetonio September 30, 2006
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