plump lump

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her

i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her

by kittyboy October 19, 2007

plumpy

the fucking douche bag in the game candyland. when you draw his card, you get stuck back at the begining of the game. he lives in a plum tree. which of couse, isn't candy, so that is why everyone hates him.

your mom has oral sex with plumpy.

by Ryan Howard March 6, 2007

raspberry plumpkin

When you have intercourse with a woman on her monthly then proceed to take a dump while she preforms fellatio on you.. and she's obese.

"Damn.. I didn't think I could find a worse sexual term than "blumpkin" till I heard about Phil getting a raspberry plumpkin from that heffer that works at the bingo hall"

by e v i l e d d y December 16, 2008

Plumper Bumper

One who bumps up on plump bitches. Ie: Enjoys the fat stack.

Victor enjoys the qualities of his Plumper Bumper on the back end of his whale.

by Grewvey1 October 2, 2008

phimp

A wannabe pimp; a little bitch; one whom is always talking trash but never backing it up.

Look at that phimp, what a pussy.

by y7 August 23, 2009

Phum

any feelings or thoughts you can't explain.

Kara: Why did you kick the dog?
Jack: IDK its a phum!

by zerovolts January 1, 2015

plumpis

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.

plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?

by plumchan June 30, 2008