posteria

a word referring to your bum

1. ' sit down on your posteria!'

by CHELSEA-007 October 20, 2007

posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

phister

A gamer that is at peak skill level.

Hello, my name is Mr. Phister, I am at peak skill level in gaming.

by G. Rothschild May 11, 2018

fat posters

people who post random definitions of fat who define the word, then after defining the word, gives a long drawn out speech about how its whats on the inside that counts. Also might speak of how dieting and excersise wont help them when in truth they never stick with it.

i understand there are diseases that a very select few have that keeps them big, but its a very small percent.

example of fat posters:
its not my faut im fat, im just big boned

ex. i cant do a push up so i cant excersise

ex. i have a disease and it keeps me fat

by fatty boy#69 December 24, 2010

Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.

1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.

by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010

phoser

A person who claims to be something they are not, useally coupled with trying to fit into a certain situation. It combines the words phony, poser and loser.

When a person shows up at an event, and it becomes obvious that said person does not fit in, and attempts to do so under deceptive/misguided/sneaky tactics where those in attendance see it as such. "As soon as that person wasnt able to answer what his golf handicap was, and was wearing beat up golf shoes, I knew he didnt belong to the country club even though he acted like he had a membership for quite some time...what a phoser".

by gizziiusa May 15, 2010

Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle

guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.

by rudy1143 January 13, 2010