Slutastic Phenomenon

An especially slutty or loose female who, ironically, avoids sexual contact.

"So when are you and Slutastic Phenomenon going down to that place?"

by caseyphobic December 13, 2008

phenomenal

a word generally used by lying bastards who overexaggerate everything they do or say.

I played an absolutely phenomenal shot on the 17th at the belfry last weekend.

by nobjockey1234 November 9, 2006

Phenomenige

A man without pubic hair, very small genitals and an extremely high voice. Likes to display his microscopic penis to unfortunate wittnesses and is considered a Lightweight amongst normal males. Takes advantage of drunken women and masturbates in public. Commonly displays symptoms of ADHD.

Pronounced "Fen-om-in-ige".

That man was such a 'phenomenige' last night!

by Mau5 February 24, 2010

phenomenillogical

The act of attempting to explain a series of independent events using a theory that does not logically follow from the observations.

Lois: Peter, I saw a really good deal on this used car in a newspaper.
Peter: Oh no. I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.

Peter's assumption that one inevitably gets herpes from a used car bought through a newspaper is, generally speaking, illogical, and therefore a phenomenillogical understanding of his experiences.

by tripp's left toe May 31, 2010

phenomenomnomnom

Food that usually tastes very good, and is eaten quite a lot by the consumer.

Yeah, it's such a "Phenomenomnomnom

by asdfghjkllkjhgfdsaaaa April 28, 2011

Phenomenamolies

Something that is both a phenomenon and an anomaly.

Whittney: I will tell you about all of the phenomenamolies we discovered in the genomic analysis.

by Thezapper April 11, 2013

phenominate

To make something phenomenal by casting your dominion over it.
Phenominal+ Dominate=Phenominate

MONster phenominated the junior class fundraiser, The "M" Factor, because she is the school treasurer.

by MONster MONojo February 9, 2014