the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Pharaoh's Revenge

1) Nearly defecating one's self to death as a result of bad water, bad food, or any other airborne illness while in a third world country named Egypt.

2) The ill-shits.

3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.

Dan got the Pharaoh's Revenge so bad he needed Cipro to stay alive.

That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.

by Dan Weissman July 24, 2008

2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.

I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

pharoah

An individual at the top of their game, godliness, above the rest, or just a sick individual.

"We are not at the top of the pyramid, we're the pharoahs buried beneath."

"We're fucking pharoahs"

"Those jeans are so pharoah man"

by thepartytrain April 9, 2005

going pharmacy

Going postal, but in a pharmacy after getting too many complaints about high copays.

John totally went pharmacy on Mrs. Glick after she bitched that he couldn't her 8 prescriptions ready in 2 minutes

by Dave March 16, 2005

Pharaoh the rapper

Pharaoh is the other half of the west coast teenage rap group named Manishboyz and produces a lot of young artists on the southern part of California. Manishboyz is very big in the underground "jerkin" hip-hop movement. He has worked with a lot of young artists from a wide selection of genres. He has alot of music he has produced and also has his own projects with group such as New Boyz, SBLA, Red Lights Ent. and more.

"Have you heard that new jerkin song by Manishboyz with Pharaoh the rapper?"

by Manishboyz May 17, 2010

Cherry Parfait

When the girl menstruates in a cup and the guy ejaculates in the same cup, they have made a cherry parfait and proceed to drink it. Add alcohol if desired.

Dude, Jessica and I made a Cherry Parfait last night...it was so fucking tasty

by dirtygirl19 May 3, 2011