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Cordell Peterson

A happy-go-lucky person that can shine your door everytime he talks to you. He doesn't care who you are, as long he gets the equal respect that he wants from you, just don't pull up his relationships because he can talk about it for days.

He may be happy, but he is a very closed person when it comes to his depression. He rather not talk about it so don't force him. Not alone he needs love from everybody, because he watch anime in his room alone. He also have so many exs that want him back because he was the only nicest person to let them run all over him. He doesn't the true definition of love, so he will date anyone that who loves him back.

Plus, he is also depressed, easily. He doesn't show it in school or any other places because he doesn't want to worry people close from him. But at home, he cries in his sleep, not loudly but sliently. All he cries about his fear of being forgotten or not being loved enough to feel not worthless. So, if you see him online or at any other places, talk to him.
"Hey, you are a very cool person, Cordell Peterson!"

"Haha! Thanks, you too!"
by sf-leafy January 22, 2019
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he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010
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peterous

Haydee: I can't believe you are so peterous Matt.
Mateusz: My bad. I'll change
by agata December 23, 2003
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peterology

To be an expert at the study of penises
'Jessica was a pro in peterology."
by P.R Soldier. #: A17B6 October 11, 2013
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Scott Peterson

fucking dick who murdered his wife and unborn child because he was secretly a fag
dude 1: did you hear about Scott Peterson?
dude 2: yeah, what a fucking dick!
by puss eater July 26, 2009
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Peterborough

A town in NH. Home to lots of cool people. Also where Sensation of Sight was filmed. Never heard of it? ....I'm not surprised.

This P-Town is also the best Peterborough on the planet (no wonder it was named 10th coolest town in the U.S. in some fancy-shmancy magazine. Beat that UK!)

West P-Town rules. WP-T! (Not to be confused with Wet Paper-Towels).
Brad Pitt: "Want to head on over to Peterborough (which I hear is home to lots of cool people) for some partying?

Tom Cruise: "Hell yeah! It's much better than Hollywood and that town in the UK! Just let me grab my Scientology book first..."
by Sir Burchtent July 2, 2008
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Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!
Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
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