gayness per se

violations of heterosexual law

For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:

1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man

Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se
Jeffrey, under the false assumption that gayness must be intended, did not think he was gay after accidentally bumping into a naked old man in the locker room. Jeffrey is guilty of gayness per se.

Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.
by Franky Bananas February 03, 2009
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per say

(NOT PER SE)
An exotic type of fruit that is incredibly rare and so is usually not eaten, but rather preserved in a block of glass and passed down the family line

Please note: Even though Per se and Persay are two completely different words with widely varied meanings, they are sometimes used in the same place you would use one or the other in.
1. There's no doubt that gardening per say is good for the soul.

2. I am not a fan of Italian wines per say they're a bit to tannic for me.

3. The problem is not with the new family per say, but an ex-wife who is evil.
by hellfire666 June 06, 2015
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pay-per-view

A beatdown, esp. a severe one.
Don't make me go to phase 2 and do, another pay-per-view to yo crew --Redman
by JoseGrosvenor September 15, 2011
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as per my understanding

this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.

commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
by jonzim December 08, 2008
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Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun
Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.
by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 09, 2019
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Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.
I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars
by *R* January 17, 2008
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Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.
I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars
by Dylan54 January 17, 2008
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