by mbenge August 18, 2008
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Get the Pegging mug.Usually viewed as an indication of Sexual Frustration. Affected persons will be seen trying to remove the label from a beer, pop, or juice bottle. Some will play it off as simply boredom, or high anxiety. In some cases, may be remedied by removing said label and presenting it to a person of your choosing, if they accept your label then you could be getting some.
Well she was fighting them off
At a corner table
She had a longneck bottle
She was peeling the label
The look on her face
It was perfectly clear
She said somebody please
Get me out of here
The look she shot me
Through the glass refraction
Said a little less talk
And a lot more action
- Toby Keith in "a little less talk and a lot more action"
At a corner table
She had a longneck bottle
She was peeling the label
The look on her face
It was perfectly clear
She said somebody please
Get me out of here
The look she shot me
Through the glass refraction
Said a little less talk
And a lot more action
- Toby Keith in "a little less talk and a lot more action"
by The Beermandu August 1, 2011
Get the Peeling the Label mug.A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.
Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
by Rory Arthur March 15, 2008
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Get the feed the porcelain pelican mug.Same as a queef but with a hint of fish
(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:
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And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***
Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010
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