Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

Punch'in

A bloke who's girl friend is more attactive than himself would be "Punch'in above his weight"

"Look at dave! look at his girlfriend, that gezza's punch'in"

by jake1999 January 30, 2009

punch a grub

to shit outside and shallowly bury it
also African pothole

I can't sleep. Did someone punch a grub next to my tent?

by Stupid Flanders December 10, 2005

punch-kiss

when you are equal amounts of mad & turned on by someone

I was so mad at Shaun but he's such a good kisser...I really want to punch-kiss him

by bffwav October 11, 2010

punch the starfish

Anal sex.

The jayjay was closed so I decided to go ahead and punch the starfish

by Chadhcanterbury February 2, 2016

punch a cone

The act of smoking weed from a bong. Mainly used by Australian smokers but may also be used by New Zealanders. The term is derived from the way two fists look like while holding and lighting weed. A "cone" is just the name of the narrow cylinder piece used to fill weed with.

Let's go punch a cone bro.

by oldmandlehandle March 19, 2020

Punch Rape

When you throw a non stop barrage of punches at someone until you can’t swing anymore.

That guy tried to start on me so I shown him what punch rape was

by GetYourFingerOutMyBumNow March 19, 2021