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Paul

A sad emo teen who listens to My Chemical Romance and other emo bands

Paul tends to cut himself at least 3 times a week

Paul also likes to smoke marijuana and cigarettes
Brandon: "Dude who's playing MCR right now?"

Charlie: "Oh that must be that Paul that lives down the street."
by parappatherappatappa July 10, 2018
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A dumb hoe who needs to learn his place and accept that his girlfriend is and always will be right. But she loves him anyways. Hold on to him. He's AMAZING. Being in his arms makes you feel like the safest person in the world. He can make you smile no matter what. But make sure that he knows that you're smarter, nicer, stronger, and braver than he is. He's the type that if you heard a noise downstairs.. he'd go down stairs with a toilet brush expecting the robber to run away. He's a dork but you'll love him anyways because he'll always make life fun for you. You'll fall in love with him before you know it and he'll mean the world to you. <3 (:
Paul Ambrose needs to just give up and stop being so headstrong to his girlfriend. She loves him to death though.
by MadisonAnnah<3 August 6, 2011
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A Paul is a very gay man who likes it in the ass and mouth. There’s nothing a Paul wouldn’t do for some giant hairy dick. He’s a predator hide your kids.
Do you know that guy Paul. He’s a gay.
My name is Paul, I’m here for the penis.
Paul nye the penile guy.
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According to Paul two is the way to go
He's either cool, outgoing, confident, hot hot hot, polite, respectful, extremely creative and the most laid back yet attentive and attractive hubby

Or he's so smart, it'll knock your socks off, logical, shy but if needed doesnt hesitate to take action, reliable and a guy you can trust

Nevertheless both are funny, with amazing calming voices and youll love them either way resulting in being completely overwhelmed when seeing them
Girl 1: I cant concentrate in class, Paul's good looks are too distracting
Girl 2: I feel you, I'm still thinking bout his eloquent presentation
Paul: Heh
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Guy 1: Ay do you know Paul?

Guy 2: You mean that stupid nigga from the Bible?

Guy 1: Yea

Guy 2: Yea fuck that stupid ass nigga. He look like a incest baby.
by giosus May 14, 2022
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by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020
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Mr. Italy himself. He makes pepperoni pizza for the entire class, and is overall a very nice bloke. He covers his iconic ginger hair with his Cochonou hat along with his fluorescent poncho, used for making rap videos with die Brüder. He will destroy you in Italian Fifa and match the best Mariokart players. His parents are never home; they're too afraid he'll shoot them with an airsoft gun. Hates Italian WW2 memes.
Pierre-Alexandre : Paul's pizzas taste amazing.
Joaquin : Yeah, but I found a ginger hair in mine.
by Juan E. Burrito May 1, 2020
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