Paul

A sad emo teen who listens to My Chemical Romance and other emo bands

Paul tends to cut himself at least 3 times a week

Paul also likes to smoke marijuana and cigarettes
Brandon: "Dude who's playing MCR right now?"

Charlie: "Oh that must be that Paul that lives down the street."
by parappatherappatappa July 11, 2018
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A dumb hoe who needs to learn his place and accept that his girlfriend is and always will be right. But she loves him anyways. Hold on to him. He's AMAZING. Being in his arms makes you feel like the safest person in the world. He can make you smile no matter what. But make sure that he knows that you're smarter, nicer, stronger, and braver than he is. He's the type that if you heard a noise downstairs.. he'd go down stairs with a toilet brush expecting the robber to run away. He's a dork but you'll love him anyways because he'll always make life fun for you. You'll fall in love with him before you know it and he'll mean the world to you. <3 (:
Paul Ambrose needs to just give up and stop being so headstrong to his girlfriend. She loves him to death though.
by MadisonAnnah<3 August 07, 2011
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A Paul is a very gay man who likes it in the ass and mouth. There’s nothing a Paul wouldn’t do for some giant hairy dick. He’s a predator hide your kids.
Do you know that guy Paul. He’s a gay.
My name is Paul, I’m here for the penis.
Paul nye the penile guy.
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Guy 1: Ay do you know Paul?

Guy 2: You mean that stupid nigga from the Bible?

Guy 1: Yea

Guy 2: Yea fuck that stupid ass nigga. He look like a incest baby.
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A person who is definitely making it. Also closely related to Chad.
"Man, I wish I could be like Paul" - Elon Musk
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Paul is that nigga
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Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
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