Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday
by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022
Get the Robert Pattersonmug. Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023
Get the Eamon Pattersonmug. by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021
Get the Quarter-Dome Pattersonmug. Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love
“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
by heyjannyjanny155 November 22, 2021
Get the Mrs pattersonmug. by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023
Get the Eamon Pattersonmug. by hfkdsguidaufsauojfiqw'p;dsas;f May 16, 2023
Get the Serkan Pattersonmug. Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
Get the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdownmug.