Nigger patrol

A term used when white people are gathering and looking out for African Americans

they call it nigger patrol because the reason the white people are on guard is so they don't get caught saying "nigger"

White guy 1: hey is alex on nigger patrol?

White guy 2: yea he's by the front door

by Thecoolguywhowrotethis May 22, 2020

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Civil Air Patrol

The AUXILIARY of the United States Air Force. The Civil Air Patrol performs many missions including Search and Rescue, Disaster Relief and Aerospace Education. The Civil Air Patrol also had ground teams for search and rescue, and average 100 lives saved a year.

The Civil Air Patrol also has the largest fleet of single-engine aircraft in the world, complex VHF-FM and HF-SSB radio systems that allow for interoperabily with navy, air force, marine corps, coast guard, as well as disater relief organizations such as the red cross, FEMA, etc.

The Civil Air Patrol is a national asset that at least does something useful, unlike the ROTC.

CAP owns you.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Pathological Idiot

A condition where people have unnaturally high levels of stupidity.

The condition usually sets in around 14 to 15 years of age but sometimes it can occur in younger and older people.

Symptoms include lack of general knowledge, no sense of self-preservation and obliviousness to the people surrounding them.

The majority of year 10 at Beverly Hills Girls High School. That should speak for itself.

Is pathological idiot an actual condition?
Yup, its tragic how many year 10's suffer from it.
Isn't it just....

by Patchwork Cat June 2, 2009

Gq patrol

Pulls pussy, land cruisers, and roots! Voted best vehicle by everyone. Commonly own by ex Toyota drivers that have learnt there cars were piss weak rust farms made for picking up blokes.

Dad sold his gq patrol and mum spilt up with him! Now dad is dating Jeff from the pub.

by Joshuafahy_69 January 14, 2018

Snow Patrol

Brilliant band who were formed in Dundee, Scotland(at uni) and whose members live in Glasgow but are from (all of them not just Gary) N.Ireland. And yes they are better than Coldplay. And no they are not new. Final Straw is their third album.

'Run' smacks cream crackers out of 'Yellow', on any day of the week.

by outlawstar October 8, 2004

honkey patrol

Law enforcement, otherwise known as honkies, coppers, cops or "police officers"

put that shit away its the honkey patrol!

by insanityredeemer October 16, 2006