This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

patrick stump

Vocalist and rhythm guitarist for Fall Out Boy. He has large sideburns. He wears glasses and hats most of the time.

Patrick sang so well at the show last night!

by clicheeeeeeee April 29, 2005

Patrick Henry

What every 8th grader comes across in Social Studies.

"Give my liberty or give my death! BITCH"

Patrick Henry owns you all.

by chowman November 9, 2006

Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

by circushead January 16, 2007

Pathection

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

by PBMax April 17, 2008

Patrick Leung

That asian guy with the hair.

"You know, Patrick Leung. The guy with the hair."

by The other not David May 1, 2010

Patrick Chung

Rising NFL star, plays safety for New England Patriots

Used as an adjective means someone who can do everything

Patrick Chung is one of my favorite players and announcers like Al Michaels have given him his due.

(adj) I hired him because he's like Patrick Chung, there's nothing he can't do.

by SuperKing2010 November 17, 2010