by MimiWit August 25, 2017
Get the Absence Patheticismmug. A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.
David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."
by VaporKay September 27, 2023
Get the Melodram Patheticismmug. When women go out of there way to make sure whatever your doing
, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
by Melodramatic pathetic ism June 8, 2015
Get the Melodramatic Patheticismmug. It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
Get the Pathetic Loss Syndromemug. 
When an ex goes out of their way to contact you after you’ve blocked them on all other means of communication, just so they can have the last word.
Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
by FrancisP March 11, 2020
Get the Pathetic AFmug. by Th3r3 1n th3 tr33s December 7, 2019
Get the patheticmug.