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Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.
Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.
by MimiWit August 25, 2017
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Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.
David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."
by VaporKay September 27, 2023
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Melodramatic Patheticism

When women go out of there way to make sure whatever your doing

, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
That girls melodramatic patheticism is out of order, she should eat shit.
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pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez December 9, 2008
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Pathetic

A person with no charisma and prey on charming individuals but the scary thing is that they can come in all forms even a supermodel in the midst of the star supermodel once you observe them but you have be pathetic to obess for nothing
The obese girl starting dancing in front of the mall and begging guys for their number but my female friend struck her good she so pathetic
by Jodas213 November 27, 2018
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Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
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Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.

A perfect example would be You
Alone on Christmas day? wow, you are so pathetic.
by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019
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