Paradise Lost

Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.

Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n"

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

Kaiju Paradise 3.2

A game where you either are a furry and beat up humans or be a human and beats up furries. There’s also that annoying ass slimepup and there’s a whole lot of R34 literally everywhere. But the goo furries are hot.

Person 1: “Nightcrawler from Kaiju Paradise 3.2 is hot”
Person 2 “Fatherless”

by averagelesbianartist July 12, 2022

paradise white

Cocaine, Blow, Nose Candy, Boogar Sugar, Minnesota Baking Soda, you get the picture.

There is nothing a man hopped up on Ginko Biloba and Paradise White cannot do between the sheets.

by Zeus McFly July 27, 2016

vanessa Paradis

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.

I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Para Para Paradise

A game developed by Konami of Japan to mimick the Para Para dancing style. The player swipes their hands under a set of 5 sensors at arrows on the screen. Many people refer to it as Dance Dance Revolution with hands. You'll either love the game or hate it. Many "normal" people believe it to be gay.

"Look at that - a Para Para Paradise machine. Wanna go try it out?"
"Nah - it looks gay."
"*shrug* see ya later."

by Seishi August 6, 2003

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008