wide putin

The greatest man alive. His walk is so greatly awesome it makes me feel cool.

Aubrey:have you seen that man?
Josh:oh yeah I have... He is such a wide putin.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 June 29, 2020

Putin’s Puppet

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.

Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2019

Putting in the Work

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is wearing makeup. The idea is that the woman’s makeup slowly comes off and looks messy when it’s over

Spencer: Dude I just got the greater blowjob ever

Julian: Was she putting in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 October 22, 2020

two putting

engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.

The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!

by Sam and Zach July 4, 2006

Snake Potting

Smoking weed with scooter kids

Hey bro wanna go to the park for some snake potting

by Evan.d March 14, 2020

two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

Sadimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)

2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)

Antonym: Gladimir Putin

When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.

Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017