S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

Operation Iraqi Liberation

the reason that we now can fill up our cars on the blood of Iraqi children

Thanks to operation world domination i can save three cents on my next fill up! Heil Bush! and Americas Third Reich!

by Tubby December 6, 2003

Operation Valkyrie

Adolf Hitler's contigency plan to keep the NSDAP in power, in the event Germany was overrun by a uprising/ foreign force. The plan would be authorized by either Hitler or the General of the Heer (Army) Resrve, the plan would have all reserve soldiers and Waffen/ SS troopers secure key parts to the Reich's leadership.
- Colonel Claus Von Stuffenberg, General Olbricht, and the other July 20, 1944 (Hitler Assissination attempt) changed Valkyrie to exclude the SS from the plan, therefor, they could use the Heer to seize control of the Government and stop the Nazi Party (Without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.

Operation Valkyrie was a key part to the July 20th plot.

by ww2wizzkid September 25, 2009

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb

Spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

Operation Ransom

An operation made by two teenagers to meet Rob Pattinson in New York, give him a unicorn and ask him one major question; If you could be a back-up dancer in any music video, what video would you be in?????

Hey, can't wait for this summer, Operation Ransom all the way!!!

Yea can't wait

by gotspunk??? January 7, 2010

special-military-operation

Is an Orwellian inspired New Speak word, popularized by a notable dictator, to describe a scorched-earth war of unimaginable devastation that seeks to eliminate all people that don't swear fealty to the dictator. This specific type of war begins with military exercises and conscripts being told that they're going into a territory just for training purposes. Upon arriving in a foreign land, the military orders their troops to commit themselves to destroying apartment buildings, schools, hospitals, power plants, sewage and waste water treatment plants, indiscriminately killing civilians, as well as committing numerous war crimes. During public interviews, special-military-operation will be used in place of all of these horribly messy details in an attempt to sanitize a brutal and inhumane war that the dictator has instigated.

To spend several days watching news broadcasts on the main state channels, as well as surveying state-controlled newspapers, is to witness the extent of the Kremlin’s efforts to sanitize its war with the Orwellian term “special-military-operation” — and to make all news coverage align with that message.

by Zappoblappo March 8, 2022

Operation Australia

Operation Australia is the name of the plan regarding sex party 1 lubing up his sweaty ballsack and slowly dragging it acrossy sex party 2(codenamed australia)'s forehead. A bet is placed on the outcome of the operation, resulting in a payment of $100 to the victor. Of course, both parties must be intoxicated or gay enough to fake it. The operation will be videotaped and placed on the internet to the humiliation of both parties. If sex party one, the owner of the supposed ballsack, places his testicles on the forehead of sex party two, he will instantly attain legend status in Bergen County. All sixteen year old males will be required to bow to his highness. In addition, his lubed up sweaty ballsack will be famous all over the internet and will likely be framed at the Museum of Natural History in New York CIty.

This weekend, we will put operation australia into action.

by KingArthurlikesIncest May 7, 2009