Ondomocell

The internet alias of the most impressive, adorable and most brilliant person in the world. Their eyes shine like the stars that inhabit them and they're able to enchant everyone who looks at them. The easiest person to fall in love with by far.

Guy: yo who's that cool af person over there?
Guy 2: That's ondomocell! How did you not recognize them?

by Numfer February 6, 2023

ondhz

ondhz means "on the dead homies", its like saying "on my mom" and such, but instead on your dead homies.

micheal : you lying to me huh?

trevor : ondhz im not!

by jassylations September 14, 2023

Dirty Ondra

Having a cheeky tug in a bath full of coins whilst watching live CCTV

I came home from work last night and caught my brother having a dirty Ondra surrounded by scented candles

by GrumpyBatman November 12, 2020

Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.

My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021

ondividual

One individual

Nebuchanezzar is an ondividual. And as you can tell by his name, an ondividual who has no friends.

by dream-team-of-mean August 19, 2008

ondreya

The most spontaneous person in the world. She is so sweet and considerate.

Hey that girl is an ondreya

by Bella Bogan December 26, 2017

Ondra

A unique name only given to three people in the world consisting of ondra thornton Sr, jr, and the 3rd this name comes from Jamaican artifacts and is only given to the Thornton’s family

Ondra is such a unique name

by Ondra May 12, 2019