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Our Next Date. For when you've just had a first date with someone and there is so much electricity between both of you that you want to see them again so much that you don't have time to write out 'our next date.'
Me: "Hey gorgeous, let's organise OND!"
Them: "Totally! You have an amazing booty!"
OND by SecretAgent0077 February 13, 2018
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Ond is the hebrew equivalent of Owned, although it's like, allot more l33t than owned.

Ond is the catchphrase of Onderman who is the same as Kikkoman,only he onds, and is not a soy-man...í_í;

Ond is usually used by Markus\Marcus, cuz he onds allot. His favorite hobby is onding people in #anime-manga, espically retarded nubs like prophet.

The Onderbunch consists of 9 members:
1)Sabin - Teh major ondergun.
2)DrLoco - DDR onder.
3)Onslaught - GB onder.
4)Sezuke - Mastul onder.
5)Totoguy - FAQ onder.
6)Dark_Ninja - French\Smallville onder.
7)Shu - Just shuuuu! - onder.
8)Da_Worldu - ctrl+c\v onder.
9)^Gohan - Star onder.

This bunch loves to ond nubs, and hates mexican people on Gunbound.
k la? waaaaaaaaaa.
1)OND OND OND!

2)I onded you.

3)I r teh onder.

4)Ondergunnnnnnn!
Ond by Deicide September 11, 2005
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"she smell so bad she stinking everything up."
"OND SHE IS BRUH"
Old News Dan. A phrase or abbreviation for when a friend or colleague references a subject that everyone else already knows.
Dan: oh have you heard Ed Sheehan’s new album?

Everyone else: Very OND that mate
OND by Dansmumisfit May 16, 2022
"yo bro that girl is a slut"

"ond she is"
ond by tovenmf April 2, 2022
“ WTF this dude still got me ond and it’s been 8 hours”
ond by ifwphysicalaffection April 18, 2024
In desperate need for a toy to play with. (In baby language)
From a young child who is raised learning both english and spanish at the same time.
Hey dadda... ond toy?
Ond toy by BEATDOCTA January 20, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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