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The most thickest female in the world with the most sex appeal. She walks with the upmost self confidence, she loves hard and she’ll keep you wondering & When it comes to falling in love with ondo you’ll never regret, it’s like laying in a ocean of love
Ondo by Theedreamchildd July 16, 2020
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a person who is super skinny has a lot of friends, two tiny little brothers, and a thick big sister.
Look guys, there is ondo.
ondo by blackgirlmagic564 October 21, 2020
the cutest person ever so thick (but not to the point where there called fat) is probably cuter then most her/his Friends
look i see a ondo

i love ondos
ondo by imanuglyrat234 May 21, 2021
hes one of the bts ssaengs like- the real names oli london . so obious.
l ondo by anonymous November 7, 2021

rain is felling in ondo state... OMG 

Bobrisky's wise words, an alarm to wake someone up and is an accurate weather forecast appropriate everyday in Ondo State, Nigeria, Africa.
Brian, Rain is felling in Ondo State... OMG, OMG
1. The character Marquis Halim Ondore IV in the video game Final Fantasy XII. He spread several falsehoods in the game, prompting a party member to exclaim, "Don't believe Ondore's lies!" Soon 4chan's /v/ discovered that Ondore in fact tells nothing BUT lies.

2. Has come to mean any liar in general.

Whether encountering "the" Ondore or any random ondore: DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES.
I think I'm going to buy that Phoenix Wright game. Ondore said it was terrible, so it must be great.

My girlfriend says she's not cheating on me, but she's something of an ondore, so I don't believe her.
ondore by T_Andrews October 28, 2007
A motherfucking typhoon that destroys and ruins everything and everyone.

Poured down the rain equivalent of a month, in SIX FUCKING HOURS.

Made floods as shitass high as your house, and left everyone standing on their roof, while waiting hopelessly for rescuers to 'save' them.
Guy 1: Did you go swimming today?
Guy 2: YES. I SWAM IN A 6 FOOT POOL CALLED FLOOD. FUCKING ONDOY.
Ondoy by tadaa_ishness September 26, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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