milk

1. adj. hip, cool, or jive.
2. vrb. to squeeze
3. vrb. an inference of a jest

damn, this jolt gum is milk

this damn slot machine milked the money out of me

you fucked my gramma? are you milking me?

by hamboy May 3, 2003

milk

The thick, white, creamy smoke substance that will arise from the sacred RooR in such as a scenario as someone burning WEED IN THE BOWL of a bong whilst taking a fat rip.

FUCKING MILKED!!!

by Fucking ChronicMcNabb420 August 24, 2009

milk

When a person swallows your man juice.

She sucked my straw and swallowed my milk every last drop last night.

by hollywood doc September 20, 2006

milk

The favorite drink of white people. It most commonly is the beverage of choice with their every meal, even when it doesn't seem as it should be. Many black people are puzzled and disgusted by this obsession. Their abuse of milk could serve as a great indicator to why whites emit a similar odor when stressed.

Me: Hey wanna get breakfast tomorrow morning?
Billy: No way! I had so much to eat for dinner, there's no way I'll be hungry in the morning.
Me: Really? What'd you have?
Billy: Oh man, I had pizza, steak, baked potatoes..
Me: Wow.
Billy: ..and a HUGE glass of milk.
Me: Wow!
Billy: I know right? SO good.
Me:(mumble)That's so fucking gross.

by cynth12 April 1, 2009

Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022

Milk

Water, but different

Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.

by The real milkman January 14, 2020

Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 4, 2023