Smoke Lawn

What Kids from diffrent Neighborhoods call Oak Lawn

Hey where are you from?
Oak Lawn
Fucking Smoke Lawn Kid KYS!

by Saturdays are for the boys October 18, 2017

Lawn breather

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.

Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather

by Jordan T November 2, 2014

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.

bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!

by collegepointer May 28, 2009

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.

The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.

by Unholy79 August 7, 2018

lawn fete

Outdoor feast or party, particularly with entertainment. Often includes food and games. Used for church, school and other institutional fundraising. Sometimes has dunk tanks, fishing ponds for prizes, ring the bottle and knock over the bowling pin games. Often includes a raffle at the end of the night, where many winners donate the proceeds back to the sponsoring organization. There is usually good food and a potluck, and a much good natured cooking competition. In the country, this may be a courting opportunity for young people coming of age, under the watchful eye of adults.

Pronounced "lawn fate.". Derivation French.

We are planning on going to the lawn fete on Saturday night.

by Aulkie September 20, 2013