Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

Smoke Lawn

What Kids from diffrent Neighborhoods call Oak Lawn

Hey where are you from?
Oak Lawn
Fucking Smoke Lawn Kid KYS!

by Saturdays are for the boys October 18, 2017

Lawn billy

It's a lawn mower

I just got done changing the oil in the lawn Billy.

by Bin licious April 26, 2017

Lawn Sprinkler

Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.

"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"

by DavieYo February 26, 2015

Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.

The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.

by Unholy79 August 7, 2018

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Lawn Thumb

A person with extensive knowledge and capabilities of fixing, creating and maintaining a residential landscape.

Amy: I want my whole yard to look awesome not just my garden. So I need more than just a green thumb.

Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?

by facebook.com/LawnThumbs January 1, 2012