Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...
by ButchMcMellon August 02, 2017
A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.
Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?
Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.
Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003
by mike04 January 02, 2006
when something is proper good, use to over exagerate stuff. you must use hand to demonstrate, and make the word toast last at least a few second, in other words say toooaasstt in a maunjy manner.
got chased by bobbys lastneet a smoked em on toast
a once shot a squirrels head off on toast, buuzzzzzzzzza
a once shot a squirrels head off on toast, buuzzzzzzzzza
by bullock April 27, 2006
by Goast February 28, 2003
by xx4xx May 11, 2008