Scary math teacher that smacks children with rulers. They also threaten to take your lips off of you and shove them up your butt. They throw jolly ranchers at children for when they are bored.
*in math class with an oldroyd*
person A: "hey dude! guess what :D"
person B: "listen here dickhead, unless you want to get your lips ripped off and shoved up your ass, shut the fuck up."
person A: "hey dude! guess what :D"
person B: "listen here dickhead, unless you want to get your lips ripped off and shoved up your ass, shut the fuck up."
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Mansplaining when done by a person of advanced age, typically on a non-PC topic, and at an increased volume.
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