Observiticism

A statement that’s both an observation and a criticism.

Society macks on Netflix. Just an observiticism.

by viar January 29, 2020

observise

when you observe someone’s observation

i now understand how i observised your observation and observed your observation

by Then Ng July 2, 2020

Observated

When someone/something is closely watched and inspected by another human or other.

Etc, Ollie was observated by his mother when he was sick.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Obser

Obser a Twitch streamer and TheInside's friend TheInside is awesome person to Obser is a also great person with a nice face and nice butt so love obser and you should to

Man I'm watching OBSER today

by TheInside January 15, 2021

Observate

How Is This Not A Word? I Was Sure It Is! Sure, I'm only in 5th grade)
Definition: OBSERVATE! (Spellcheck keeps changing it)

Observate is when you are observing something.

I will observate this sentence and highlight the details that I observed!

by Izzy J :) January 30, 2021

observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".

True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.

by QuacksO July 11, 2021

Observationer

When you notice things about people that other people don't see at first

Me: Loyiso, you did a new hair style today and it looks nice.
Loyiso: Thanks! Im glad you noticed y'know.
Me: Of course i did, I'm an observationer.

by Stoffspeare April 8, 2024