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Oakland Mills High School

Oakland Mills High School is the supposed to be a "ghetto" school in Howard County. Howard County is one of the best school systems in the country, so basically OM has a lot of Blacks and Hispanics. The Black kids are are only sorta gangster and good at sports. The White kids are only kinda hipster preps and the Hispanics are a whole lot smarter then we all think. Oh and there are some Asian Kids. It doesn't really matter cuz everyone just smokes weed together.
A: I hear Oakland Mills High School is really messed up. There are a lot of drugs and gangs right
B: NO! Everyone smokes pot together then their parents take them to soccer.
by Its Diversity Dawg! March 31, 2011
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Oakland Raiders breakup

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.
Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.
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Oakland Hard Lemonade

When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.
Hey Josh, thanks for letting me stay the night last night bro, your mom really enjoyed the Oakland Hard Lemonade I brought over.
by Million Dollar Asshole April 21, 2011
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Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.
Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.
by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012
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A mix of two concepts:

"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.

Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.

So, presumably, the best of both worlds.
Seattle-based rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot saw the Oakland girls might not have been China doll beautiful like the A-list cinema stars from Burbank, but were particularly endowed in another area.

This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.
by bitchuck November 30, 2025
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oakland daredevil

when you take yo girl to Oakland and you take a wing-suit and jump off a building as you shit and bust on her as you glide over her in the air.
“bro my trip to Oakland was crazy, I even got to Oakland Daredevil her”
by gangshit696969 March 12, 2024
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dirty oakland

Having violent sex in a plane whilst mid-air
by BiggusD1ckus September 9, 2021
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