even kiln

to be on the straight and narrow, not mentally unwell.

I want to be on an even kiln.

by OfTroy March 18, 2016

evening companion

The person you spend time with on a particular evening.

I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.

by baked-lit-chick January 16, 2016

Dog of the Evening

When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.

Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?

by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020

not even kid

When ever someone tells you something and you disagree and you do it to.

You are bad kid bet you cant drink this

Not even kid

by Sssdrip December 13, 2019

Even parborg

Even parborg loves oatmeal and floorball

Even parborg is good at floorball

by abtin ramezani April 3, 2019

Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 20, 2017

Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

by Swambat April 23, 2014